Princeton Plainsborough Teaching Hospital

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Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

The hospital appears to be a non-profit entity, essentially run as a charity with no shareholders. It's a teaching hospital, which means it's affiliated with a university medical school (although it has never been revealed which one, and Princeton University has no medical school) and is responsible for training medical students, interns, residents, and fellows.

Organization

The hospital's highest authority is the Board of Directors, which is primarily made up of department heads, together with important donors. Generally, the Chairman of the Board is one of the donors rather than one of the doctors. The current chairman of the board is Sanford Wells, the owner of a large corporation. The board generally does not involve itself in the day-to-day running of the hospital. Its chief duty appears to be to approve the hiring of chief administrative officers and approving contracts for major expenses, such as those with the hospital's insurers. The Board also determines which doctors are entitled to tenure in the hospital's role as a medical educator. The Board elects and dismisses its own members by majority vote of the remainder of the members.
Doctor Lisa Cuddy was the Hospital's Dean of Medicine and head administrator. She's responsible for all the day-to-day functions of the hospital, including supervising the department heads, overseeing medical training, disciplining students, making personnel decisions about non-tenured staff, determining who may have hospital privileges, and meeting the hospital's ongoing regulatory requirements. She reports directly to the Board. Each department of the hospital has a department head, who is responsible for personnel decisions within the department and ensuring interns, residents and fellows are properly supervised during their medical training. Princeton-Plainsboro's Head Nurse is Brenda Previn who is responsible for allocation of patient rooms and diagnostic facilities.

Physical Plan

While being a fairly modern hospital with wide open plan areas, it's clear that it has been expanded and upgraded over time by the appearance of several older areas (such as the lecture hall where Dr. House held the game for fellowship doctors). The hospital includes a free clinic where members of the public can come for free treatment. All doctors employed at the hospital must serve in the clinic for a certain amount of hours (generally two) every week. Department heads are expected to work in the clinic, and even Dr. Cuddy has been known to take a turn with House going to great lengths to avoid it. The hospital's equipment is state-of-the-art, and it's so well equipped that almost all of its testing can be done within the hospital and does not have to be sent out to an outside laboratory.

Wings

Some of the wings of the hospital are named after people who are significant to Princeton, New Jersey and Princeton University. Witherspoon is likely named after John Witherspoon, a New Jersey representative to the Continental Congress and signer of the Declaration of Independence. There's also a street in Princeton named after him. Mathey was a major donor to Princeton University and the man responsible for steering the university's endowment through the first great depression of the United States. There's also a residential college named after him. Cuyler is also the name of a residence hall. Carnegie is likely named after Andrew Carnegie who was very generous to the university and created the man-made Lake Carnegie. A popular local brand of scotch is called "Loch Carnegie".

Revenue

PPTH's main source of revenue is insurance payments. Its number one insurer is Atlantic Net, which insures over 80% of the hospital's patients. The hospital also seeks out major donors and foundations, primarily to fund capital improvements.

Departments

  • Oncology - Headed by James Wilson
  • Diagnostics - Headed by Gregory House
  • Emergency Room - Headed by Allison Cameron
  • Surgery - Headed by Dave Thomas
  • Obstetrics
  • Pediatrics
  • Cardiology
  • Nephrology
  • Radiology
  • Rheumatology
  • Internal Medicine - Headed by Marty Kaufman
  • Isolation room
  • ICU
  • Burn unit
  • Sleep lab and labs
  • Transplantation - Headed by Lawrence Hourani
  • Psychiatry - Headed by Louise Harper

Notable Personnel

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Chairman of the Board
Sanford Wells
Dean of Medicine
Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Medical Personnel

Head of E.R.
Dr. Alison Cameron
Head of Surgery
Dr. Dave Thomas
Head of Internal Med.
Dr. Marty Kaufman
Head of Oncology
Dr. James Wilson
Board Member
Head of Transplants
Dr. Lawrence Hourani
Head of Diagnostics
Dr. Gregory House
Head of Psychiatry
Dr. Louise Harper
General Surgeon
Dr. Mark Bergen
Orthopedic Surgeon
Dr. Ron Simpson
Board Member
Transplant Surgeon
Dr. John Ayersman
Neurosurgeon
Dr. Richard Robinson
Pediatrics
Dr. Keio Chung
OB/GYN
Dr. Kenneth Lim
Pathology
Dr. Imelda Cruz
Pharmacist
Dr. Marco Pelaez
Intensivist
Dr. Tim O'Shea

Diagnostics Department

Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Eric Foreman
Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Robert Chase
Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Christopher Taub
Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Remy Hadley
Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Chi Park
Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Jessica Adams
Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Martha M. Masters
Former
Diagnostics Fellow
Dr. Lawrence Kutner
Deceased
Diagnostics Applicant
Dr. Amber Volakis
Deceased

Nursing Staff

Head Nurse
Brenda Pravin
Nurse
Regina Vilar
Nurse
Jeffrey Sparkman
Nurse
Ruby Grey
Nurse
Wendy Quinn

Trivia

Motto: "Omnes te moriturum amant"
Ironically, the hospital's motto has a classical meaning and a euphemistic meaning. The more literal translation that fits with the hospital's purpose is "Everyone loves you, who are about to die." However, the more sarcastic meaning is "Everyone loves you when you're on your deathbed," a cynical twist worthy of House himself to the effect that you treat people better when they are about to die.